I'd make a damn good Doctor. Not as in actor, but as in a timelord.
Let's look at the requirements for a timelord:
- Must be intelligent. Well, I can guess the big reveal of a number of doctor who episodes. Not to mention I apparently had the highest score for the logic test in my school years back.
- Must be protective of the timeline. I am definitely that. I understand the 4th dimension pretty well and some of my favourite films are about the time stream continuum being damaged and fixed. Heck, look at my very first blog.
- Must be very resourceful. I'm pretty resourceful, if I do say so myself. I'm currently using a fanny-pack which I must not wear under any circumstances as a penholder.
- Must enjoy technology. This is only half of my feelings for technology: OHMYGODTECHNOLOGYISSOAWESOME!! IWANNABEABLETOMAKEITDOCOOLSTUFFLIKETHAT!! MUSTHAVEITBYANYMEANSNECESSARY!!
- Must be eccentric. *ahem* Would you please glance your eyes upwards?
- Must have weird things in their posession. I have a pair of glasses that show little stars (actually hexagons, grumble grumble) in the light. They work best off of small lights, but it does give everything an awesome glow!
- Must have two hearts. Well, I'm halfway there!
- Must have some very timey-wimey relationships. I could very possibly have a daughter who was born in the future living in the present for some reason.
- Few people on earth must know they exist. Not by my intention at all, but this blog is a very obscure feature of the internet.
Please note that I may very possibly outshine you in every respect that doesn't show the need of time travel. Though I'm sure one trip would solve that.
I'm not making a convincing job application, am I? Oh well. What's your ideal career?
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